A “Baywatch” movie needn’t be high art – its TV inspiration certainly wasn’t – but did it have to be this inane? Crude and silly, searching for the laughs in this R-rated comedy is the equivalent of ...
The big-screen version of Baywatch peaks early with its silliness right in the opening credits: A stern-looking Dwayne Johnson saves someone while dolphins high five each other with flippers and a ...
How great was 2017 for movies? Adam Sandler starred in a movie that made it to my Best List. How lousy was 2017 for movies? I had to cram a dozen titles into a 10 Worst roster. 10. “War Machine”: This ...
Two decades ago, semen as hair gel equaled hilarity in a successful R-rated summer comedy. In 2017, a dude’s junk getting caught in a beach chair doesn't register a guffaw. Or even the slightest ...
“Baywatch” was only ever about red swimsuits and slow motion shots of lifeguards running on the beach. Somehow that was enough to sustain 11 seasons of television. But it’s not enough to carry two ...
David Hasselhoff knows why "Baywatch" took Hoff (get it?) overseas while it struggled to find an audience in the US: "Because I promoted it." The movie raked in $18 million in Germany, where it far ...
In an effort to match the collective heft of its cleavage, "Baywatch" renders all its characters as boobs. It's better than being a gluteus maximus, for sure, although there's plenty of those in the ...
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To get a leg up on the Memorial Day weekend box office before Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales takes it over, Paramount previewed Baywatch last night earning $1.25M from shows ...