Let’s take a stroll into a parallel universe for a spell; one where Michael Bay doesn’t soak his Transformers films in vats of teenage testosterone for a fortnight. What would that realm look like?

The FINANCIAL — DETROIT – The Chevrolet Camaro returns as the Autobot “Bumblebee” in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, which opens exclusively in 3D Tuesday and worldwide Wednesday. To celebrate, ...