8. “Fergie said I was a Manchester United player in the wrong shirt—I said he was an Arsenal manager in the wrong blazer.” — Tony Adams This one is just downright amusing. 9. “ ...

Gary Neville was the only one of David Beckham's old Manchester United team-mates who attended his boozy 50th birthday party at a Michelin-starred restaurant in London ...

On October 24, 2004, Manchester United took on Arsenal at Old Trafford ... and the boss was there, in his blazer, or a suit, and he said, ‘F**ing hell, somebody’s thrown a f***ing pizza ...