gotta show up with the right loadout

how do you feel when you get to shave your balls?

bringing in the power tools for this one

it's okay though we just shave it off with a body razor

I take my everything showers very seriously

I've heard some riveting tales before

what do YOU call this facial hair style?

Genuinely mind blowing

what do you think he was doing in there?

Flew too close to the sun 🥲

Clean or bushy y'all?

Don't ask him what the capital of Wyoming is

I hope he's as committed to me as he is watching these games

At this for over 100 years fyi

now for the 64,625 pieces of tape on the stadium chairs…

I'm an artiste

Thanks in advance

Visitors is a little bold, just one guest would be nice

This is your reminder to use the wall hook

It looks great, dude