“And my kids, they don’t help either...” | Rodney Dangerfield

“What a doctor. I called him last week. I told him, ‘Doc, I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.’ He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.” | Rodney Dangerfield

“With my wife, I got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom, wants to learn how to beg.” Think you have what it takes to riff with Rodney’s good friend, Jay Leno? Submit your best dog joke to the You Bet Your Life with Jay Leno Smart Dog Contest for your chance to take home $1000! Visit https://youbetyourlife.com/smartdog to enter. | Rodney Dangerfield

Happy Birthday to the great Rodney Dangerfield Not only was he one of the greatest joke writers of all time and a big influence on many that came after, he also gave several comics their breaks hosting his Young Comedians Specials. This clip is from his set on The Mike Douglas Show on September 2, 1969. #iconsofcomedy #rodneydangerfield | All Things Comedy

Much respect to Rodney Dangerfield on his birthday ✨ #rodneydangerfield #oneliners #respect 🎥: Rodney Dangerfield, REDD FOXX SHOW (1977) Love this clip? Subscribe to Clown Jewels on YouTube for more classic comedy at the link in our bio! #funnyreels #jokes #comedy #sketchcomedy #standupcomedy #vintagetv | Clown Jewels

Rodney loved doing the Tonight Show so much that he used to book himself on the show on his birthday as a gift to himself. 🎂 Happy Birthday, Rodney! | Rodney Dangerfield