“I tell ya, I don’t get a break with nothing. I joined Gamblers Anonymous, they gave me two-to-one I don’t make it.” | Rodney Dangerfield
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“I tell ya, I don’t get a break with nothing. I joined Gamblers Anonymous, they gave me two-to-one I don’t make it.” | Rodney Dangerfield
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“I mean that’s the story of my life. No respect. I don’t get no respect, no respect at all. Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me, ‘Basement?’” #rodneydangerfield #itsnoteasybeinme #lol #standup #comedian #jokes #fyp
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Rodney was born 101 years ago today! 🎂 “When I was a kid, I knew I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor, he smacked my mother.” #101YearsofRodney | Rodney Dangerfield
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Rodney Dangerfield Forgets His Jokes | Carson Tonight Show Original Airdate: July 06, 1976 #johnnycarson #rodneydangerfield #thetonightshow | Johnny Carson
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“What a doctor. I called him last week. I told him, ‘Doc, I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.’ He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.” | Rodney Dangerfield
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